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March 15, 2003

 

OPW -- Other People's Words

Let's dip into my quote collection this month. Here's a random selection from people with personal knowledge of the television and film industries.

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
…John Barrymore

An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening.
…Marlon Brando

My message to the world is "Let's swing, sing, shout, make noise! Let's not mimic death before our time comes! Let's be wet and noisy."
…Mel Brooks

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
…Dick Cavett

If my books had been any worse I would not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better I would not have come.
…Raymond Chandler

There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight.
…Lon Chaney, Sr.

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
…Alan Coren

I don't know the key to success but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
…Bill Cosby

Never judge a book by its movie.
…J.W. Eagan [also attributed to Mad Magazine]

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
…Carrie Fisher

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
…Alfred Hitchcock

When I saw Unforgiven I called Clint Eastwood up. I sort of wanted to know how you make The Rookie one year and Unforgiven the next. I said, "Did you take a lot of care with this film?" And he said, "No, it was a good piece of material and I had a great cast and we just went out and did it." And something clicked with me, I began to feel that the conscious pursuit of recognition was going to be a dead end.
…Ron Howard

I don't try to guess what a million people will like. It's hard enough to know what I like.
…John Huston

At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits more satirical comment than a repressive, so if that comedy is to function in some way as a safety release then it must obviously deal with these taboo areas. This is part of the responsibility we accord our licensed jesters, that nothing be excused the searching light of comedy. If anything can survive the probe of humor it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter are claiming special privileges, which should not be granted.
…Eric Idle

Irresponsibility is part of the pleasure of all art, it is the part the schools cannot recognize.
…Pauline Kael

I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.
…Jean Kerr

There's a standard formula for success in the entertainment medium, and that is: "Beat it to death if it succeeds."
…Ernie Kovacs

Any girl can look glamorous: all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
…Hedy Lamarr

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
…Sophia Loren

There is only one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him. If he says yes, you know that he is crooked.
…Groucho Marx

It's hard to drink as much bourbon as I do and be an actor.
…George Peppard

I don't want to be normal. Who wants to be normal?
…David O. Selznick

Let's hang ten for justice!
The Tick

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
…Lily Tomlin

When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
…Mae West


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